Happy Thanksgiving – Turkey a la Swamp!
For Thanksgiving this year the Democrat jackass has morphed into part turkey.
The combination equals hypocrisy.
Jackass says / Turkey does:
1. Don’t celebrate Thanksgiving with family members! / We will have family over for Thanksgiving.
2. Eat dinner with a mask! / You’ll see no masks at my table.
3. Sit far apart for social distancing! / We sit shoulder to shoulder at our table.
4. You must get tested before commingling! / Testing isn’t practical for us—it’s too inconvenient and unreliable.
5. The stores are out of toilet paper again! / Not at our house—we have plenty! Toilet paper galore. One of us has even has a toilet made of gold.
6. Use disinfectant and gloves when passing food dishes! / Do as we say, not as we do. Pass the gravy and cut the cleaning nonsense.
7. Restrict the number of guests! / We’ll have as many family members as we choose.
8. The cops will show up to enforce restrictions on guests! / Cops for thee, never for we.
9. Check points will be set up at state borders! / Not on our streets. We come and go as we please.
10. Thanksgiving is a super-spreader event! / The only things we are spreading are the butter and cranberry jelly. So good…
11. Be safe! Thanksgiving could kill you due to COVID! / Bill Gates says he hopes you all die.
12. Be prepared for a “forced” quarantine! / No quarantine for those ordering a quarantine.
13. You should rat on your neighbors when they violate rules, edicts, orders, and mandates related to Thanksgiving! / We Democrats are exempt from all edicts and mandates due to national security.
14. Your businesses need to stay closed! / Amazon and other mega globalist corporations need to stay open because they donate money to us.
15. We need to keep you safe! / We need more money to put in our safes.
Thank you for your submission,
Your Democratic overlords.
guest post courtesy of John, from Florida
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